australia

australia
1. (Australia) (6803↑, 2056↓)
The best fuckin' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.

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2. (australia) (3475↑, 1062↓)
officially the greatest country in the world, and yes we can wear that title because we`re all the way down here so what the hell are you gonna do about it\!?

yep australia is godzone

3. (Australia) (2423↑, 678↓)
Australia is a country situated in between the Indian and Pacific Ocean in the Southern Hemisphere. Australia is the 6th largest country by land in the world, with a range of different climates from Dry deserts to Rainforests to Grasslands to Mountains. Australia was previously inhabited by Aboriginies and Torres Strait Islanders before it was overtaken by the British and made a colony. Most of Australia's Population live in Large Cities on it's coast, but is proud of it's small country towns and their culture. Officially voted the 3rd best Country in the world overall by the United Nations (after Sweden and Norway) Australia is just a great place.

"I live in Australia

4. (Australia) (1976↑, 526↓)
Ahhh....Australia. The Great Southern Land, Down Under, Terra Australis, Oz, The Better Version of New Zealand... The world's biggest island and smallest continent, with the world's highest amount of sporting success per capita. Dryest inhabitated continent and the only country to occupy a whole continent. Sixth largest country in the world and the third least densely populated. The national occupations are drinking and sport, unsurprising given we're all descended from convicts.

Pom/Kiwi/Yank/Frog/pretty much anyother nationality: "Damn those Australians, they've beaten our cricket/football/swimming/hockey/most other sports under the sun team for the 456th time\!"

5. (australia) (1999↑, 646↓)
one of the best country's on earth

* a country that has the highest standards of living * stable and growing economy * smart educated people * nice land, especially the beachs here * not a power ego war starting country

6. (australia) (2144↑, 1080↓)
best mother fucking country in the world. any mofos who think any different can burn in hell for all i care. best at most sports ( not including them american "sports" like baseball and poofball (oh wait gridiron)) we'll kick ur ass at cricket, AFL (best form of football on this earth) swimming (not a real sport) etc. we'll out drink you any day. our laid back attitude kicks ass. our military is one of the best trained in the world. dont judge us by our dickhead Politicians cause well all politicians are dickheads. any wayz Australia kicks ass FULLSTOP.

best country in the world

7. (australia) (1560↑, 594↓)
australia is a great country with a diverse culture. good friendly people, good at almost every sport and one of the highest standards of living. nothing like america where they dont even have a proper health system.

australia spends thier money on important things like; education, health and employment where as america spends most of thier money on the military. america is not such a great counrty.

8. (Australia) (629↑, 150↓)
Happy, down to earth people, very laid back (Perth especially, Sydney not so much, but still laid back compared to the rest of the world), great health care system, gorgeous beaches, nice cities, cute towns. Though those accents you hear in movies are totally over-the-top (e.g. Crocodile Dundee style accents). The accent varies from the East Coast to the West Coast (East Coast accent is stronger). Has the best junk food (i always thought America did til I actually went their), we have WAY more many flavours of potato chips and chocolate is nicer and more flavours. We love our sports, not all of us, but most for sure. Ok now for the down-side of Australia....it gets hot in summer\! 40C (104F) is not uncommon (even higher sometimes, but most Aussies enjoy summer and go to the beach a lot. Most places don't get snow and the places that do the snow isn't as good as overseas snow, the people that live there will probably disagree. We don't have [heaps] of international movies and entertainment been made here except for Australian productions and tv. We don't have as many free-to-air TV channels, but we have enough so we're not couch potatoes. We get made out to other countries like we're bush weirdos with bad accents, which annoys just about every Aussie I know. No other country can do our accent right, do you how many times me and my family & friends crack up laughing in 'Lost' when people do fake accents (they sound awful\!\!\!), Emily (because she is an Aussie) is the only one who really sounds like us. People also think we're just beach and bush....so not true...we do have big cities with good shopping. Overall though the upside definetely outweighs the lows. I love it here and would never live anywhere else, though I do love other countries, but Australia is definetely my fave and my home.

Best holiday city: [Gold Coast] (great shopping, theme parks and nice beaches, quite crowded though) Best old style city: [Melbourne] (well no other city looks as old style, good night life there) Best sightseeing city: [Sydney] (Sydney harbour and the SH bridge, Opera House, great shopping also) Best city to live: [Perth] (Has the best beaches in Australia (though Gold Coasters will claim this), good shopping, prettiest city, good nightlife and relaxed atmosphere) Best city to see natural beauty: Darwin (though the city is not so nice looking the places surrounding the city are gorgeous, such as springs and tropical settings) Beware of the lakes with crocodiles... Best city to be bored in: [Canberra] (well I haven't been there so maybe I shouldn't mock it, but everyone I know who's lived there and moved says how boring it is....but hey my mum liked it)...the Capital of Australia Best city if you want a city not too big but big enough: [Adelaide], a nice city, reasonable size, good shopping. Ok now that leaves me with just [Brisbane] and [Hobart]... well Hobart let's see.... I can't really say what to give both of them as I've only drivin through Brisbane and I've never been to Hobart....but I'm sure they're both nice

9. (Australia) (433↑, 126↓)
Australia...Well First Off, Our Koalas Aren't Bears\!\! They're Called Koalas, Not Koala Bears\!\! Kangaroos Do NOT Hop Down All The Streets\!\! We DO Go To Normal Schools. And For Gods Sake, We Aren't All Steve Irwin, We Don't Wrestle Crocs All Day. We Barely Even Talk Like He Does.

I Come From A Land Down Under. A.K.A. Australia.

10. (australia) (409↑, 122↓)
Australia. A place I love and adore. And miss a great deal after having been away from my great country for almost 3 years. I live in Seattle, USA, and can see the contrast between this country and my own: Australians are the most relaxed, laid back people in the world. Nothing phases an Australian and there are times I wish Americans would take a deep breath and relax, and perhaps realize being friendly will get you so much more in life than being selfish. Granted, Johnnie Howard seems to play the game of "Bush Says" a little too often, but there's not the sense of paranoia that exists here. Having grown up in Australia too, I live for the beach and summer. Give me 40C days, I'm in heaven. And of course... Vegemite toast, my favourite food.

Australia: sunshine, the beach, my home.

11. (australia) (344↑, 116↓)
the greatest country in the world. kick ass in sport, hot guys and girls, great shopping, life is laid back and basically quite peacefull. kinda like america without all the driveby shootings, cheerleaders, abercrombie and dunkin donuts. home to the hottest people in the world as we r the most multicultural nation with every race on the planet. so basically alot of people r mixed up and therefore very exotic looking. also thanks to the sun, everyones skin goes 1 to 2 shades darker and their hair goes 1 to 2 shades lighter.

no we do not catch kangaroos to work and school, koalas and wallabys r not in our backyards either. just like u dont see bald eagles on ure front porch. home to hot mixed people, and kickass sports\! australia rox\!

Author: aussie and proud of it\! http://australia.urbanup.com/1704015
12. (australia) (543↑, 350↓)
The worst country ever. And I'm from Australia. You know it's shit because all you hear is dickheads saying "Australia is the best because we're laid back and like the 'footy'". Australia isn't laid back at all and society focuses it's attention on being within the top 5 most obese countries and also, cutting anyone down who has ambitions. The entertainment industry is laughable and anyone pursuing a career (I mean real career like being a musician or game designer not some shitty job like 'accounting') will have to leave this country to get any success. If you walk out on the street wearing cool clothes people give you odd looks for not being shit like them. This place is just another 9-5 fatass loser place with ugly slut women. NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS COUNTRY\! THE ONLY ONES SAYING IT ROCKS ARE LOSERS WHO DON'T HAVE ANY ASPIRATIONS AT ALL\! Not only this, but australia has this thing where they remove anything awesome. i call it the AUSTRALIA'S CAMPAIGN ON ANYTHING GOOD. First they removed pop tarts because they were too awesome, then skittles but skittles returned. then they got rid of gummi worms then they started pulling bullshit like taking away my favourite beer from pubs and then when movies came out the best movies they'd only show in unknown random cinemas in the middle of nowhere. whenever i buy something like food and start to enjoy it a few weeks later they get rid of it. NO ONE NOTICES THIS SHIT. IN FACT, ANY AUSTRALIAN WON'T NOTICE HOW SHIT EVERYTHING IS. what would you want to come here for? well we have the biggest rock in the world...oh well we have the beach? oh wait so does every other country.

tim says "i'm qualified to do this awesome job" employer "well i'm going to have to hire someone worse than you because your too awesome. this is australia mate, we don't welcome kickass shit"

13. (Australia) (402↑, 221↓)
Australia one of the best bloody temperate coltrolled countryies in the world. For those who dont know We do accually have the best military in the world. Especially compared to america and thier massive loss of over 2000 men during the Iraq war 2002.

AUSTRALIA RULES\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! I live there

14. (Australia) (279↑, 99↓)
A mostly great and beautiful land of generally intelligent people who are not racist. As has already been stated, Australians have a friendly rivalry going with New Zealand. However, despite the sheep jokes the "fish and chips" bit there is a fondness for New Zealand behind it all. Despite Australia's image being "tarnished" recently, Australia will be able to hold her head high when little Johnny retires. The problem is, however, there is no alternative government to vote for. Despite sentiments to the contrary, Australian society as a whole is not that racist. Hell, there are so many cultures living in Australia aren't there, you are bound to have a few tensions from time to time. I think it is important that people realise only a minority of Australians are racist thugs. The rest, are great people.

Australia is not perfect but then, where is?

15. (Australia) (209↑, 61↓)
A kickass country/continent in the south pacific. Population of about twenty million. Has been lived on for many thousands of years. First by aboriginal people until the British arrived in the late 1700's and used the land for convict settlement BUT is now one of the most satisfied countries on earth and many many people come from all over the world to see its well known monuments, culture and people.

DUDE lets go to Australia this summer\!

16. (Australia) (240↑, 139↓)
A fucking wasteland excuse of a country that prides itself on so called "conservation" and "saving the world" And they honor these morals by raping and pillaging ALL the good acres of land for poorly built fucking expensive houses in which only Asian bastards and American cunts can buy only to turn into rentals where the fee's are unfair and high. But this won't stop Australians pride themselves on valuing the economy and tourism and destroying precious forests to build more houses for people that don't live here, not to mention the center is a desert and the best parts to live are around the coast where all the forest is, so if the forest is in the way of $ forest gotta go\! Australia is just as full of cocksucking bullshit, braindead shitheaded faggots and Australians equivelant of rednecks (see RSL club members) that ignore all flaws and pride Australia for what it Once was, now its an overdeveloped shithole with a diminishing wildlife population.

I am Australian and it was once a country i loved, and its being destroyed for profits sake.

17. (australia) (184↑, 99↓)
Fast facts on Australia: -- Our population is 20,595,860 appox; and increases by one person every 2 minutes and 12 seconds. (Unlike the US which breeds like rabbits: one person every 10 seconds...) -- 95% of those people live in cities similar to those in the US and UK, albeit a little smaller. But our infrastructure is comparable. -- Over 75% of our adult population disagree with the Government's Foreign Policies (well... actually, almost all of its policies, but we can't be stuffed starting a civil war to make things change...). -- Our military IS the most highly trained combat force in the world. -- Our medical research is the best in the world. Most of the major breakthroughs in the last few years came from Australia. Especially cancer research. Other nations ask our scientists for help... -- Our public healthcare system doesn't just rival that of the US, it KICKS ITS ARSE\! Every citizen of Australia is entitled to FREE basic public healthcare and emergency hospital treatment (if necessary). -- Our education system also rivals those of other 1st world nations. -- Steve Irwin is a rare specimen of low-brow individuals without formal education and does not represent the vast majority of us. (In simpler terms for Americans and Kiwis: Irwin is an idiot that most of us want to beat to death). -- Koalas are not BEARS\!\! -- Humvees are sold in Australia. -- In country towns, kangaroos RARELY hop down main streets. -- Gun related deaths in the US each year: over 10,000. Gun related deaths in Australia each year: less than 70. (33 deaths per 1 million people in the US; 3.5 deaths per 1 million people in Australia. Why? In Australia we have car and motorcycle enthusiasts, in the US they have firearm enthusiasts and no gun control... go figure...).

Australia is the best country in the world. Period. We drink a lot of beer. We play a lot of sports (and usually win). We are world leaders in cancer research (so if one day you get cancer and are given a cure, it came from here). We are patriotic. We all hate our Prime Minister.

18. (australia) (135↑, 55↓)
North of the Southern Ocean, and situated between the Indian and Pacific Oceans, Australia is the world's smallest continent and largest island. Isolated from other countries, we have a diverse variety of fauna and wildlife that can be found nowhere else in the world. Our unique array of animals ([koalas], [penguins] and [kangaroos] in particular) attract hundreds of thousands of tourists every year, as do our brilliant beaches, our stunning mountain ranges, crystalline blue waters and harsh beauty of the Australian outback. (Outback = desert for all you uneducated cretins). We have the world's largest coral reef (the [Great Barrier Reef]), the world's largest monolith ([Uluru], formerly known as Ayre's Rock), and we have the world's largest Uranium depostis, as well as major deposits of copper, iron, coal, oil and natural gas. Yes, we have an accent, though compared to what you hear on movies such as [Crocodile Dundee], our accents are definitely not that strong. The Eastern accent is stronger than the accent of Aussies that live on the West Coast. Our weather is awesome. Winter isn't too cold (unless you're one of the unfortunate people to be living in [Tasmania]) in winter, and summer always promises hot sun. Sometimes too hot, regularly reaching temperatures of 40 Celcius and above. Our athletes are among the best in the world. We continuously kick the arses of countries such as America, England, China, Japan in sports such as swimming, cricket football, hockey & netball. Australia also has some of the world's best medical research facilities. We're in the process of creating a vaccine for several cancers, including prostate, breat, ovarian and cervical cancers. We have the highest standard of living in the world. With one of the lowest population densities in the world today. Our government, whilst highly criticized, has managed to keep us safe from terrorism, warfare and other modern problems. Our government invests money in health care, education, infrastructure and the general comfort and weelbeing of our people rather than blowing the budget on an over-sized military. Speaking of military, we have the world's best trained troops. Our soldiers of the [SAS] undergo the most rigorous training of any troops in any country, and regardless of what the yanks may say, we do put in an amazing effort in wars in the [Middle East] and around the world. We're generally not arrogant, cocky or invasive, though we tend to be loud, boisterous and easy to get along with. Most Aussies love a good party, and sure know how to chug down the booze. We have the most venomous animals in the world, both on land, and in water. And unless we live in the rural areas, no, we do NOT have kangaroos bouncing around our streets. We don't keep kangaroos as pets, and we don't ride around in their pouches. They do however, taste quite good on the BBQ. We are equally, if not more civilized than the US, being more laid back in our approaches to almost every situation. Australia is also one of the world's most multi-cultural countries in the world. The suburb of Dandenong in Victoria is the only suburb in the world to contain a person from every nationality residing within its boundaries. We're a tolerant people, and while we've been labelled as racist, well, we can't be that bad considering as how we've got all the races living here. Besides, racism is a central part of our cultural humour. We definitely don't go down the street calling people 'nigger', 'towel-head' or 'curry-muncher', but racism is used as a form of affection in friendship groups. We call our asian friends "Asian", "nip", "wingnut", our Indian pals "curry-puff" or just "curry", or our white mates "skips". In Australia, we're not overly offended at jokes about our race, and as long as you mean the joke as a joke, and not as some hidden slur against us, then we won't take a 2-by-4 and apply it to the back of your skull. Yeah, we also have our share of negatives in Australia, but our positives outweigh the negatives by a long shot. It pisses me off when other countries bag Australia. What the fuck would they know? Yeah, [American] might be the most powerful country in the world, but at least in the land down under we're safe from terrorist attacks. Our government isn't a supremicist entity that aims to control every other damn country (or at least the ones with valuable oil supplies). Some would label Australia as being lazy, but we just keep our noses out of other countries business. Don't bag us before you come and see what an amazing country we are. I over-used the word 'amazing', didn't I... In conclusion-- Australia rocks. The End.

I think I used enough examples in my definition of Australia =\

19. (australia) (154↑, 77↓)
The Commonwealth of Australia is a country in the Southern Hemisphere and is the world's smallest continent and the largest island with a number of smaller islands in the Southern, Indian and Pacific Oceans. Australia's neighbouring countries are Indonesia, East Timor and Papua New Guinea to the north, the Solomon Islands, Vanuatu and New Caledonia to the north-east, and New Zealand to the south-east. The continent of Australia has been inhabited for over 40,000 years by Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples. After many visits by European explorers and merchants from the 17th century and onwards, the eastern half of the continent was claimed by the British in 1770, and officially settled as the penal colony of New South Wales on 26 January 1788. As the population grew and new areas were explored, another five largely self-governing Crown Colonies were successively established over the course of the 19th century. On 1 January 1901, the six colonies federated and the Commonwealth of Australia was formed. Since federation, Australia has kept a stable liberal democratic political system and remains a Commonwealth Realm. The current population of around Australia is around 20.4 million and is concentrated mainly in the coastal cities of Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth and Adelaide.

Australia consists of six states and several territories. The states are New South Wales, Queensland, South Australia, Tasmania, Victoria and Western Australia. The two mainland territories are the Northern Territory and the Australian Capital Territory (ACT); the federal government administers a separate area within New South Wales, the Jervis Bay Territory, as a naval base and sea port for the national capital. most of the territories work similarly to the states, but the Commonwealth Parliament can override any legislation of their parliaments. By contrast, federal legislation overrides state legislation only with respect to certain areas as set out in the Constitution; all residual legislative powers are retained by the state parliaments, including powers over hospitals, education, police, the judiciary, roads, public transport and local government. Each state and territory has its own bicameral parliament (unicameral in the case of Queensland, the Northern Territory and the ACT). The lower house is known as the Legislative Assembly (House of Assembly in South Australia and Tasmania) and the upper house the Legislative Council. The heads of the governments in each state and territory are called premiers and chief ministers, respectively. The Queen is represented in each state by a governor; an administrator in the Northern Territory, and the Governor-General in the ACT, have analogous roles. Australia's landmass comprises 7,686,850 km² and is on the Indo-Australian Plate. Surrounded by the Indian, Southern and Pacific oceans, Australia is separated from Asia by the Arafura and Timor seas. Australia has a total 25,760 km of coastline. Climate is highly influenced by ocean currents, including the southern oscillation, which is correlated with periodic drought, and the seasonal tropical low pressure system that produces cyclones in northern Australia. By far the largest part of Australia is desert which takes up two thirds of the country. Australia is the 2nd driest inhabited continent, the flattest, and has the oldest and least fertile soils. Only the south-east and south-west corners of the continent have a temperate climate. The northern part of the country, with a tropical climate, has a vegetation consisting of rainforest, woodland, grassland and desert. The Great Barrier Reef is the world's largest coral reef, and lies a short distance off the north-east coast and extends for over 1,200 km and is visible from space. The world's two largest monoliths are located in Australia, Mount Augustus in Western Australia is the largest and Uluru in central Australia is the second largest. At 2,228 m, Mount Kosciuszko on the Great Dividing Range is the highest mountain on the Australian mainland, although Mawson Peak on the remote Australian territory of Heard Island is taller at 2,745 m Australia has a Western-style type economy, with a per capita GDP (economy) a bit higher than those of the UK, Germany and France. Australia was ranked third in the 2004 Human Development Index and sixth in The Economist worldwide quality-of-life index 2005. In recent years, the Australian economy has been strong in the face of global economic downturn. Rising output in the domestic economy has been offsetting the global slump, and business and consumer confidence remains big. Australia's emphasis on reform is another key factor behind the economy's strength. In the 1980s, the Labor Party, led by Prime Minister Bob Hawke and Treasurer Paul Keating, started the process of modernising the Australian economy by floating the Australian dollar in 1983, and deregulating the financial system. Since 1996, the Howard government has continued the process of micro-economic reform, including the partial deregulation of the labour market and the privatisation of state-owned businesses, most notably in the telecommunications industry. Substantial reform of the indirect tax system was achieved in July 2000 with the introduction of a 10% Goods and Services Tax (GST), which has slightly reduced the heavy reliance on personal and company income tax that still characterises Australia's tax system. The Australian economy has not been impacted on a recession since the early 1990s. As of July 2005, unemployment was 5.0% with 10,030,300 people employed. The service sector of the economy, including tourism, education, and financial services, comprises 69% of GDP. Agriculture and natural-resources represent only 3% and 5% of GDP, respectively, but contribute substantially to Australia's export performance. Australia's largest export markets include Japan, China, the United States, South Korea and New Zealand. Areas of concern to some economists include the chronically high current account deficit and also high levels of net foreign debt. Australia has a long history of visual arts, starting with the cave and bark paintings of its indigenous peoples. From the time of European settlement, a common theme in Australian art has been the Australian landscape, seen in the works of Arthur Streeton, Arthur Boyd and Albert Namatjira, among others. The traditions of indigenous Australians are largely transmitted orally and are closely tied to ceremony and the telling of the stories of the Dreamtime. Australian Aboriginal music, dance and art have a palpable influence on contemporary Australian visual and performing arts. Australia has an active tradition of music, ballet and theatre; many of its performing arts companies receive public funding through the federal government's Australia Council. There is a symphony orchestra in each capital city, and a national opera company, Opera Australia, first made prominent by the renowned diva Dame Joan Sutherland; Australian music includes classical, jazz, and many popular music genres. Sport is an important part of Australian culture, assisted by a climate that favours outdoor activities; 23.5% Australians over the age of 15 regularly participate in organised sporting activities. At national and international levels, Australia has particularly strong teams in Australian rules football, Rugby League, Rugby Union, cricket and netball and grows more in cycling and swimming. Australia has participated in every summer Olympic Games of the modern era, and every Commonwealth Games, and has hosted the 1956 and 2000 Summer Olympics; Australia has ranked among the top five medal-takers since 2000. Corporate and government sponsorship of many sports and élite athletes is common in Australia. Televised sport is popular; some of the highest rating television programs include the summer Olympic Games and the grand finals of local and international football competitions.

20. (Australia) (173↑, 106↓)
Australia: Home of the british convicts Population: 20.5 million Culture: none

tourist: whats this place called? Australia: its a Ozstrayleeya maaaatee\! tourist: well it sucks

Author: Can'tHelpYourself http://australia.urbanup.com/2130851
21. (australia) (127↑, 60↓)
The best country in the world no matter what is said. Yes, our ancestors were convicts, yes we love our beer, and yes we may be conceited about how bloody good we are at sport, but you can't say any other patriotic mofo out there doesnt think that their country is the best. No we do have the best military in the world, the SAS, best trained and most successful fighting force known to man. We may not have the numbers but we can kick ass. We are not woman hitters, you may think we are sexest but the females over here got their rights before most other countries and like the aussie males. Doesn't every country have its criminals? its shamers? its racists? People say we have no culture, every single culture there is adds bits of it into our massive mix. If we didnt accept other cultures there would always be racial violence and demonstrations but we have barely any of that at all, if any. You don't see no KKK down here. And no, the US is not the hottest country, sorry, no offence and all but you have the largest obesity rate and to put it nicely, you's look funny. And plz don't say our accent is bad, becoz every foreign person i know, loves our accent the way we talk, and people are always commenting on our looks. And any slang we make up to annoy other races etc is purely friendly and jokingly, we don't mean it for sure but if people are as offended so easily that they cant detect sarcasm then they should come out here for a week.And sorry, but basketball baseball and gridiron arent sports. Be our friend, not our enemy, coz we are too far down on the map to care.

G'day mate, i don't care what race you come from sit down here with me and lets have a beer. P.S The poms drink fosters not us, Australia drinks from a glass bottle =D

22. (australia) (121↑, 57↓)
The best country in the world. Us British see the sun and beaches and cry a little inside. The country everyone wants to see become the next world superpower. There or India. Currys rock. Mmmmmm curry

"Hey, it's Neighbours\!" "Cool" "It's Australian\!" "Cool" "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah\!" "Shut the hell up and watch"

Author: But the UK's still good too http://australia.urbanup.com/2175176
23. (Australia) (90↑, 37↓)
A beautiful land that doesn't masquerade as a Commonwealth country it is one. There are pockets of racism, xenophobia and whatnot, but there a lot of positives and these should be celebrated. I know someone from there who thought it was crap and then he spent a year in Europe well actually the main purpose of his trip was to be an airport bum checking out the airports over there, and let's just say he didn't think so after that.

Australia rocks. It's airports rock too.

24. (australia) (124↑, 73↓)
Australia is an awesome country with great sports and nice people. Alot of people in australia are racist (like my entire fucking family) but the good australians are accepting and probably ashamed to live in a country that has earned such a name. Americans can be racist too. Not everyone here likes country towns, sport and beaches and we do not have kangaroos hopping around in our streets.

Chat room: Australian: Ugh, another kangaroo just hopped past my window. American: Wow\! I hear that happens all the time over there. Australian: Dipshit.

Author: Look a kangaroo http://australia.urbanup.com/1801205
25. (australia) (117↑, 76↓)
One of the most beutiful countries in the world with low crime rate and very few racists. We are one of the best countries at sport (try beat us at Cricket or Rugby) We have some of he best doctors in the world and are one of the most medically advanced countries. New Zeland you can have Russel Crowe back but clear all the phones out of the way first. We don't hate kiwis we think the sound funny because they say "Fesh and cheps" for fish and chips and "sex" for six but we don't hate them they are Australia Jr. We do not sound anything like Steve Irwin and we don't have excess amounts of Kangaroos, Koalas, wombats etc. Our government is a constitutional monarchy.

Our Prime Minister is John howard he is better than the only other alternative (Kim Beasley) so until the other parties put up a good candidate we're keeping Howard. Canberra is the nation's capital and it's beutiful city with lots of flora, all the convinence of the city without the negatives. Hobart is in Tasmania and that's where our Cadbury factory is apart from that no one cares about Tassie. Sydney has the best sites such as the sydney harbour bridge and the opera house. A great City. Melbourne is where neighbours is filmed and is a bit of a scum whole but it does have some great things too. Perth, the worst city in Australia they think they are better than everyone else. Brisbane is our sunny city up in beutiful Queensland (who suck at state of orgin) Adelaide I havn't been there but I suppose it's ok.

26. (australia) (66↑, 32↓)
A very beautiful country, home to [the great barrier reef], Kangaroos, [Sydney], and a good football (soccer) team. I don't get why you hate us yanks, for the most part we admire Australia and it is portrayed as an exotic and thriving island/continent in our media.

Australia is very beautiful and unique, don't judge us yanks from what you hear on TV, we are actually for the most part nice and intelligent also.

27. (Australia) (126↑, 94↓)
A big island off the coast of New Zealand. Legend has it that kangaroos were the first to inhabit this island, before Captain Cook discovered it. Cook drove the kangaroos away, and it is said in ancient texts that they are planning their return and will soon reclaim this land for their own. It is recommended to walk around with full body armour at all times, as the riots of the underground leaders, of the kangaroo militia are getting even more un-predictable and dangerous.

We made this all up Australia.

28. (australia) (74↑, 47↓)
The oldest continent in the world, it`s also home to the aborigines who have the oldest living culture on earth, so if you want history then this is the place to be\! The nation of australia officially began in 1901 and was spawned largely from the 1850s gold rush which attracted a few million settlers to our shores from all over the world. From 1901 to today australia has grown to become one of the most multi-cultural nations in the world.

Australia is the lucky land\!

Author: greendaysoldout http://australia.urbanup.com/1893433
29. (Australia) (28↑, 6↓)
The continent which provides the best defense from the rest of the world in the the board game, "Risk". Controlling this continent provides the owner with two extra armies at the beginning of his/her turn. This strategy is also called the "stoner strategy", because some players chill in the corner of the world building up their massive, ass-reaming army until they decisively unleash it upon an unsuspecting world. Australia is best defended by placing all armies in the country, "Siam" which is the only entrance to the continent.

Dude, you just took Australia. You asshole.

30. (australia) (65↑, 44↓)
Australia is the most dangerous country in the world. But it is only when the dim-witted toursits come and go swimming around in ponds then complain when crocs attack them. Stupid toursits. If you don't want to be eaten by crocks, attacked by sharks, stung by bees, eaten by drop bears, stalked by bunyips...then don't go there. When you visit Australia, and go camping. Don't complain about our Vegemite. We love it. If you don't, don't whinge and whine cause we don't care, get stuffed would probably be the reply you'll get if you complain. Don't compare us to or mistaken us for kiwis. we ain't no russell crows, and we dont sexually assault sheep. Don't steal our tim tams. We will chase you.

Ignorant Tourist: G'day mate. Australian: Dude seriously, no one says that. shut up. Get stuffed. Bugger off. Ignorant Tourist: Erm...........

Author: Angry Aussies to Ignorant Torusits http://australia.urbanup.com/1883364
31. (Australia) (38↑, 18↓)
The only country in the world you can bag out on international television and will laugh instead of getting insulted and demanding apologies

The Simpsons, Family guy, South Park, Australia

32. (Australia) (48↑, 30↓)
The best country you could live in. Im not just saying that to make Australia look good. It is by far the most amazing place..

Aussie pride mate\! i love australia

33. (australia) (46↑, 27↓)
cool country, very hot, doesnt get snow in most places. was colonised by the english who decided their crappy jails were too small. the only state that this does not apply to is south australia, which was completely colonised by the middle class, and unlike all other cities, adelaide was actually planned. we are pretty much very good at sport, our football beat american football... we dont cover ourselves in layer upon layer of protection because we are not fags.... we have the best swimmers and cricketers. and we can even win speed skating by going slow enough to miss out on a major crash.... we get crappy american tv shows, like two years late, and we drive on the other side of the road... and no, we are not all like steve irwin, we do not say "G'Day" or "Crikey" we do not wear karkies and we really arent that stupid and we do not eat "shrimp on the barbie" for one, its PRAWNS not shrimp. for two, we normally dont eat them on the bbq, and for three we call it a barbeque not a "barbie" a barbie is a doll, nothing more we do not live in big paddocks in the middle of no where... not most of us, a few do, but most live in the cities on the coast... and we do not have stupid "Aussie" accents, well at least not in SA

over all, australia is awesome

34. (Australia) (64↑, 46↓)
australia is probably one of the better countys in the world. it has awesome cool scenery and accepts people as citisans easier than most other counties. the government pays people to go to school and to be unemployed. and most of the better people who live here are multi cultural and not rasist. so in my opinion i think australia is a pretty alright place to live :)

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi. [Australia]

35. (australia) (94↑, 77↓)
Pretty cool place overall. If you can't decide between backpacking in SE Asia or joining a frat, then do the east coast of Oz. Heard the West coast is amazing but didn't make it personally. Watch out for schoolies in Byron. In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons. As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies. Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.

Steve from Brissy: "G'day you bloody yank\! Footy?" Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas." John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man." Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?" Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?" Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong\!

36. (Australia) (25↑, 13↓)
A country that has proper infastructure and cars. Kangaroos and koalas aren't used as means of transport. HOORAH FOR COLD BEER\! Australian accents are hot, unlike pussy American ones.

Australia is cool :)

37. (Australia) (41↑, 30↓)
One of the most beautiful countries on the face of this planet\! We are some of the most laid back people, give us a can of VB, a meat pie n a footy match and we're set\! We love our good old camping trips down to the caravan parks, out the middle of the bush where hardly anyone can pronounce the names of our towns or down swimming in the local river. And if we're not their we're down at the beach for a good old game of Beach cricket\! We are competitive by nature, the basic V8's Ford vs. Holden, Our Footy Collingwood vs. Carlton, everyone knows it and we all love it\! Us Aussie are proud people and don't take no shit from no one\! We're TRUE BLUE and that's the way we will always be\! Aussie\! Aussie\! Aussie\! Oi\! Oi\! Oi\! Aussie\! Oi\! Aussie\! Oi\! Aussie\! Aussie\! Aussie\! Oi\! Oi\! Oi\!

Australian's do NOT have kangaroos and koalas in our backyards as pets\! That's like saying American's go and give their Cougar's a friendly hug and pat on the back, obviously a load of shit\!

38. (australia) (28↑, 19↓)
Australia is a beautiful and greatest country in the world situated in Oceania between Pacific and Indian Ocean. Population: 20.000.000 Government type is constitutional monarchy. Bigger cities are: Sydney (4.000.000) Melbourne (3.000.000) Brisbane (1.600.000) Perth (1.433.217) Adelaide (1.119.900) Capital is [Canberra] (311.000) GDP per capita: US$30,700 Climate is temperate in south, south-east, east and south-west. In the north-east and north part of australia is tropical. Semiarid and arid in inland.

National anthem: Australians all let us rejoice, For we are young and free; We've golden soil and wealth for toil, Our home is girt by sea; Our land abounds in Nature's gifts Of beauty rich and rare; In history's page, let every stage Advance Australia fair\! In joyful strains then let us sing, "Advance Australia fair\!" When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd, To trace wide oceans o'er, True British courage bore him on, Till he landed on our shore. Then here he raised Old England's flag, The standard of the brave; With all her faults we love her still, "Brittannia rules the wave\!" In joyful strains then let us sing "Advance Australia fair\!" Beneath our radiant southern Cross, We'll toil with hearts and hands; To make this Commonwealth of ours Renowned of all the lands; For those who've come across the seas We've boundless plains to share; With courage let us all combine To advance Australia fair. In joyful strains then let us sing "Advance Australia fair\!" While other nations of the globe Behold us from afar, We'll rise to high renown and shine Like our glorious southern star; From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle, Who come our lot to share, Let all combine with heart and hand To advance Australia fair\! In joyful strains then let us sing "Advance Australia fair\!" Shou'd foreign foe e'er sight our coast, Or dare a foot to land, We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore To guard our native strand; Brittannia then shall surely know, Beyond wide ocean's roll, Her sons in fair Australia's land Still keep a British soul. In joyful strains the let us sing "Advance Australia fair\!"

39. (Australia) (25↑, 17↓)
Australia is the best country, island and continent in the world. We're one of a kind. Located in the Pacific Rim, Australia has been around for ages-50,000 years approx. First inhabited by Aboriginals, then a long time later-1770- the British discovered this land and used it as a penal colony. However there has been some debate that the Dutch discovered it in the 1600s. Australians are mad about sport, especially cricket and Australian Rules Football, and we don't really give a sh*t about much, for example the Cronulla Race Riots stopped because the Ashes Test Cricket Series was on. This laid back lifestyle is partly due to the cultural diversity and small population. Out of Australia's 21 million people, over half live on the East Coast. Canberra is the capital, and Sydney is the most populous city, with 4.5 million people in the greater Sydney area. I, personally, love the Central Coast of New South Wales, because it has great beaches, a great lifestyle, and rainforests about 20 minutes up the road. Australia kicks arse.

Sure, you go to Europe and America and you think 'wow, this is cool', then you come home to Australia, have a beer, and fire up a Barbecue and think 'but I wouldn't trade this for THE WORLD'

Author: StookieNinetyFour http://australia.urbanup.com/3612281
40. (Australia) (36↑, 29↓)
As you can tell from many of the other entries on this site, Australia is home of the retarded [bogan]... They who think verbal shit is patriotisim, being lazy and stupid is 'Australian' and are proud of the fact that we beat a handful of countries at a handful of sports. Hooray. Australia is a land of increasing [bigots], ignorant slack-jawed [morons] with the world-awareness of a [blowfly] and a population in love with the idea of themselves - deluded by their own [propaganda]. Australians are not cheerful, friendly people who like to have a beer after a hard day's work. They're lazy boozers with a superiority complex and a foul mouth. *All definitions have exceptions. my apologies to the minority who are not as described above. *Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy does NOT equal Aussie Aussie Aussie. We stole it from some European sports fans.

Any Australian street from Dusk onwards.

Author: Patriotisim is un-patriotic http://australia.urbanup.com/3947161
41. (Australia) (13↑, 8↓)
Once a great country which is now totaly infested with bogans of all kinds, this sad occuracnce was brought on by the local sport known as AFL (AKA an excuse to cheer, get drunk, beat the shit out of people and assult women). due to the popularty of the sport and conformist human nature many people purposely became dummer to try and fit in with all the other morons who belive they are cool. although at first glance australia seems like a pretty cool place (and it is if youre on holiday) in reality it is a giant scum pit overwhelmed by racisim, voilence and just pure hatered. In america people get shot, in australia we were smart enough to ban guns the first time someone went on a rampage so instead people now get stabbed or Knifed. Not all people are bad in australia, just most of them, if you want examples of the good people you really have to look hard these days. if you want an example of the bad try looking in the MW2 online communtiy or every body who thumbs down this defenition. want an example of how large the bogan population is, try everybody who defenied australia as a good country.

bogan: hey cunt what are looking at? me(mumble): the reason I hate Australia so much. bogan: what faggot, you dont like aussie\!? well then hop on a boat a get the fuck outta my country\!\! me:..... ...words cannot describe your stupidity..... bogan: shut the fuck up cunt or ill smash ya fucken face in\! me: 3rd best counrty my ass... bogan: (proceeds to punches me in the face multiple times leaving me on the ground bleeding from the mouth with a brocken nose and a concussion)

42. (Australia) (16↑, 11↓)
1) A country/continent I want to live in. 2) A really crappy movie

1) I want to live in Australia because it's so laid back over there. 2) Hugh Jackman was in the movie Australia, and it bombed at the box office.

43. (australia) (20↑, 15↓)
kickass country, kinda like the canada of the southern hemisphere in the way that we are friendly and have an awsome country all round. we are one of the best nations at sport (if not the best) considering we constantly come 3rd/4th in olympics countries that beat us include america and china yet we have a population of 20m and america has one of 300-400m and china has one of around1.3b. we have a varied landscape (possibly the most in the world) with woodland, coastal, coral, rainforrest, salt lake, gibber and sandy desert and mountain ecosystems depending where in the country u are. is the oldest country on the planet and possibly the most powerful country in the southern hemisphere.

australia is the place to be

44. (Australia) (19↑, 15↓)
Fucking sucks worst country in the world

Australia steal stuff from NEW ZEALAND cause they all ARABIAN COKE CAN their mothers

45. (Australia) (13↑, 10↓)
A large bankrupt rock that is neither a country nor a continent, and is full of poisonous snakes lizards, and lesbians, has far too many bar-brawlers.

bad fuckin' place: Australia

Author: downwithaustralia http://australia.urbanup.com/4891566
46. (Australia) (6↑, 3↓)
A big-ass piece of land mass an island/continent

Moke:"ho brah we live in da big island" Aussie: "well, we live in Australia-the Bigger Island" Moke:"Fag" Aussie: "Go worship you're rocks"

47. (australia) (5↑, 3↓)
the only country that still contains unicorns.

p1"where can I find an unicorn?" p2 "australia"

Author: cdfcgvjhnhhbgftrdytfyghbjn http://australia.urbanup.com/5799582
48. (Australia) (14↑, 12↓)
The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth\!

Me: Wow\! This Australia place is SOOOO cool\! I never want to leave. Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite. Me: WwoooowwwW\! Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes. Me: ADOPT ME\!

Author: p\@$$ing thr.ugh http://australia.urbanup.com/4493859
49. (Australia) (8↑, 7↓)
One of, if not the greatest country on earth even though a shit load of it is desert. any way great people, nice views and hot women..... Jenifer Hawkins FTW Anyway i don't care who you are its pretty much impossible not to say Australia is the most awesome country in the world (Yes that is a bold claim)

"Hey have you seen them guys from Australia" "Yeah they apparantly just kill stuff over there"

50. (Australia) (12↑, 11↓)
Australia is a magnificent, beautifully crafted country located in the Southern Hemisphere, above Antarctica and to the left of New Zealand. It is the largest island in the world and the population is approximately 21 million people. Australians hold many accomplishments and is recognised by the unique accent that people all around the world overact. But seriously, we may sound like we're too lazy to finish our words and sound out the O's and A's over other letters, but do NOT exaggerate by sounding like a drunk Paul Hogan. That ticks us off a bit. And despite the stories or stupid movie stunts filthy rich American film directors make, we are NOT lazy bastard poofs that sit around in their own sweat drinking XXXX watching Australia thrash the West Indies in cricket. But the last part is true. We're fucking good at cricket.

Oh and no Australian goes fishing in jeans. Just putting it out there. And we dont have anything against NZ, except you got nothing on us when it comes to backyard and beach cricket. Your backyards are full of sheep and your beaches are non existent. And if they are they're probably full of sheep too.

51. (Australia) (14↑, 13↓)
The Best country on the planet. For over 40,000 years land lived on by Aboriginals - last 200 fucked over by Europeans. Great country....but boys/men are shorter here compared to boys/men in America.

"bloody oath you got to love Australia" "are you a true blue kangaroo" - "a what?" "an Australian silly"

52. (australia) (9↑, 8↓)
the country where you can retire after hitting the lottery, buying a boat, plane, a pimp jazzy, and letting carolyn do all your planning, and you can kick back and party every single day while you live forever

I am going to go to Turkey Hill, buy lottery tickets and a slushie, and after winning the lottery buy a plane and a boat, pimp out a jazzy, let carolyn do all my planning, move to australia, and party until forever because I will never die.

Author: gertrude eugene mildred http://australia.urbanup.com/3321999
53. (Australia) (0↑, 0↓)
We use cars, not kangaroos. We live in cities, not in the outback. Koalas are not bears, we do have proper jobs, and we do NOT speak that way\!

G'day mate\! Just rode here on Sheila from central Australia\! Look at that beaut koala bear\!

54. (Australia) (2↑, 2↓)
A whole country that is almost as big as China and America but has less people in it than the US state of Texas.

Why is Australia so underpopulated??

55. (Australia) (1↑, 1↓)
Country which used to be used as a giant prison. Only good for getting sun burnt or listening to annoying accents and terrible jokes. There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.

Job: Yo bro, y'hear about australia being a prison?\! Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ\!\!\!

56. (Australia) (8↑, 8↓)
Best country/continent in the fuckin' world. Hot chicks, excessive beer, and more fucked up (yet edible) animals than you'll find anywhere.

Bazza: G'day mate, what'd you get up to last arvy? Wally: Aww not much mate, shagged the hot sheila from the pub after grabbing a few beers and had a barbie for brekkie. Gotta love Australia. Bazza: Too right mate.

57. (australia) (13↑, 13↓)
australia is a country that is too far away from everywhere else. good thing too, cause everywhere else is freakin' scary. we don't have those stupid lariegan accents made popular by steve irwin and crocodile dundee. alot like the usa but isolated, varied, friendly, fun loving and not as hated. we do have a crap assed prime minister that looks like a kiddie fiddler but then which country doesn't? we don't live in the country where kangaroos hop pass. so don't you yanks assume that cause we don't say you guys are redneck bible toting screamers, huh? but australia is the lesser of evils.

australia is a country, island and/ or continent.

58. (Australia) (29↑, 29↓)
the best f***ing country in the world. great surf, great climate, great people. we aussies have funny accents and we speak too fast for [americans].

"yeah\! i'm an AUSSIE\!\! carn the crows\!"

59. (Australia) (3↑, 4↓)
Australia, or 'Straya', Is the only country in the world where people can go around calling each other cunts. Whether it be friends, family, work mates or randoms. it is considered a greeting and is commonly used. Australians use the word cunt when they are: At the local Footy, Pissed at the local footy, playing a game with the local footy team, At a local BBQ supporting the local footy team or any other team involving sports. Commonly used with a Carlton Draught in Hand. May also be spelt as Kent

Get me another Australian Draught [cunt]

60. (Australia) (3↑, 4↓)
A place where people think they have pet kangaroos that are commonly called "Dave". Also where the phrase "G'day mate" was created. Where thongs are shoes.

G'day mate, I'm just feeding my kangaroo in my shorts & thongs. Australia is really cool.

Author: Ninjas.are.cool http://australia.urbanup.com/5602773
61. (Australia) (11↑, 12↓)
A small island off the coast of [New Zealand].

Whenever a New Zealander moves to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries.

62. (Australia) (16↑, 17↓)
A place where Indians and most other Asian people are at risk of being harmed.

Mum: Son, i don't want you to stay out too late ok? This neighbourhood is an Australia Son: Yes Mum.

63. (Australia) (16↑, 17↓)
THE Best Country in the World. 'Nuff said.

WHOO AUSTRALIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI\!

Author: Pround australian ;D http://australia.urbanup.com/4474160
64. (Australia) (1↑, 3↓)
When you get snagged fishing you've caught some "Australia"

Rino: Geez boys, looks like im snagged \! Pino: Nah mate, you've caught a bit of Australiaaaa

65. (AUSTRALIA) (0↑, 4↓)
a country next to indonesia and new zealand the boring place on earth everything here is thirty times what its worth apartments are half million dollars minimum whilst minimum wage is around 570 dollars per week. the women here are pissed off constantly due to not finding a millionare boyfriend . majority of males here are Chasing there tales trying to get these women and appartments realising its impossible so they goto thailand and fuck hookers .

foreigner says to the australia " this country is great i can study and build a life and achieve my goals" australian says "fuck that this place sucks ass im gonna go get some whores in pattaya".

66. (Australia) (0↑, 4↓)
best country in the world, mate.

John: Want to go to Canada? Jim: Fuck no, let's go to Australia. It's much better, especially the girls.

67. (Australia) (5↑, 10↓)
The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth\!

Me: Wow\! This Australia place is SOOOO cool\! I never want to leave. Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.

Author: p\@$$ing thr.ugh http://australia.urbanup.com/4493822
68. (Australia) (22↑, 27↓)
The best damn country in this world and you all know it. It is also why we have New Zealanders cry themselves to sleep every night. No u will never become known as part of our great nation. GOD BLESS AUS.

"give me a home among the gum trees, with lots of plum trees, a dog or two and a barbeque, verandah out the back...." what the hell. too much VB. lost the words.I love u australia.

Author: cantstopthemusic http://australia.urbanup.com/3349733
69. (Australia) (17↑, 22↓)
A country whose economic and political growth has been unspeakably retarded due to an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

Australia is not seen as a strong country.

70. (Australia) (20↑, 25↓)
Amazingly this country is not just desert, convicts and kangaroos. Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life. Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs. We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife. We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.

Australia is one of the only places where people visit just to meet the people that live their Are their English people that don't whinge? Are their quiet mouth Americans?

71. (australia) (18↑, 24↓)
best country at everything, hottest chicks, good surfing, good at sports, good at making movies eg "saw"(FUCK ALL OF YOU HOLLYWOOD PRICKS)good actors (apollogies for Russel Crowe) for the record, its AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE.. not OZZY nor OSSY..

"woah man, did u see that movie saw?\!" "yeah man i was watching in between punching your grandma in the ovaries and rocking out to john farnem"

Author: yesihatearrogantamericanfucktards http://australia.urbanup.com/1307539
72. (Australia) (20↑, 27↓)
The newest name for female genitals, or the region "down under".

"I hear her Australia looks like a lotus flower."

73. (Australia) (1↑, 10↓)
A large, diverse country that culturally is like the UK & America in the 1950's.

A mostly [anti intellectual], lazy, vacuous, boozy white population & overly sport obsessed. Sore losers, which is odd because most of its heroes are losers - The [ANZACS] at [Gallipoli], [Ned Kelly], [Shane Warne]. A high [standard of living] due mostly to [mining] - selling [iron ore] to [China] which we buy back as cheap junk, thereby burying our own industry. It has conveniently forgotten most of its ugly history, its [Treatment of Aborigines] [Convicts] [White Australia Policy]. Australia has an entrenched inferiority complex means it has kowtowed to the UK & now America to defend it & do its thinking for it. Not a very friendly place as some say, unless you like [beer], [tits], [sport], can't spell & practice [self abasement]. Suspicious of people with big ideas. Will turn into more of a [gulag] as political correctness competes with its racism. A sad place when you get thinking about it.

74. (Australia) (12↑, 21↓)
'down there' area. On male or female. not meant as anything against aussies, or anything offenive. called that because Australia, is well, down there.

My gram walked in on me shaving my australia

75. (Australia) (13↑, 23↓)
A large country with a small population of people who cannot speak in normal terms and insist that "Australian" is an official language and despise those who can't speak it. The population consists majorly of [South Africa]ns and the rest are all "ship people". The real Australians, the Aboriginals, have been sent into exile by the government whom are too busy deciding on the extension of shopping hours.

"Ag, ja, Australia is taking all our brains man" Spoken by a true South African There are no positive examples of the word

Author: An anti-Australian Australian http://australia.urbanup.com/4184509
76. (Australia) (17↑, 27↓)
The only country in the world than can safely say that they're better than America, without some way for an American to refute them with the good ol', "Well considering your history, we're fucking angels."

Australia kicks your ass till shit is spewed out your dick.

77. (Australia) (37↑, 47↓)
A country that is now the fattest country in the world. The United States is not.

I thought people from Australia were hot, but apparently they are fat.

78. (australia) (17↑, 29↓)
A great country ''down under'' which is sadly and quite rapidly being taken over by the chinese,japanese,korenese and many other f---ingese countries\! Too much mulitcuturalism I say. Oh and it's ok we're all derived from convicts mainly and some settlers but we'll only steal a few goodies for our sheilas back in the barns yeh?

Aussie Bloke - Goodaye mate ow' ya goin?\! American Tourist - whatcha'll saying bout ma momma?\!?\!?\!? %\@%\#\#%^\#$^\#$ australian\!\!\!\! Aussie Bloke - Oi look ay kangaroo over there mayte\!\! -American Dude Looks- Aussie Bloke -Yoink\!- steals the old wallet n camera\! American Dude - I missed it man, bummerrrr\!\! Aussie - ah well mayte im off goodby'\! American - Cya ya later man\!\! Holl;a back ya'll\!\!

79. (Australia) (18↑, 30↓)
A country which may speak retarded English, yet doesn't allow a man who can't read nor speak fluent english to become President.

"ich bin ein berliner"

Author: Crocodile Dundee http://australia.urbanup.com/1301234
80. (Australia) (35↑, 50↓)
The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.

Person 1: I really want to get out of Australia\! Person 2: Doesn't everyone, doesn't everyone?

Author: Times Tables Are Fun http://australia.urbanup.com/3349977
81. (australia) (69↑, 84↓)
Sorry aussie folks, but australia was formed when a bunch of British convicts were shipped there and started to populate. So in reality, your all descendants of criminals. :D

Unsuspecting tourist: Here, can you hold my camera please? Australian Criminal: Sure thing\! (Runs for the hills)

82. (Australia) (21↑, 37↓)
Also know as Peasantville. An island in the southern hemisphere inhabited by former convicts from Britain and well as peasants from many countries other than England. This incredible mix created a society obsessed with their own importance, beer and sport. An average level of education in Australia is about second to third grade. For example, English grammar is not taught in this English speaking country. An apostrophe followed by an S, is considered to be plural. General knowledge of world's issues is zero. The official flag of Australia is a dark blue singlet (affectionally called a "wife beater"). Australian national anthem is short and easy to learn: "Ozzie, ozzie, ozzie, oi, oi, oi". In actual fact the anthem did have a second verse, but it was hard to remember and was scraped by the parliament in 1996. The melody of the anthem is non-existent. The correct way to sing it is to do so after consuming several cans of a pesticide (aka local beer). Favourite pastimes of Australians include, but are not limited to: Getting drunk at work, getting drunk after work, getting drunk instead of work, getting drunk at football, getting drunk at football, getting drunk at football, talking about mortgage rates, getting drunk at football. Australians love the "brown land of ours". They express their love by throwing rubbish out of their car windows and going on holidays to Bali, where the beer is cheaper. They dislike all other countries and feel superior to any other nation in the world, and yet they think American and buy Chinese. Australia has a rich culture, which includes horse racing and two codes of football; Rugby and Australian Rules Football. The latter is an immensely popular game (in the state of Victoria that is) and according to Victorians it should replace all other sports in the world (with the exception of horse racing). Australians per capita are the highest gambling peoples in the world. Victorians hold the record in being the highest polluters per capita in the world. The Australian dream is to possess a crap looking, badly build house (6 to an acre) and one day become the 51 state of the USA.

Australia? Where's that?

83. (australia) (37↑, 66↓)
A country that loves New Zealand. Seriously. As opposed to this idea that many Aussies hate New Zealand well let's just say that a couple of years ago a certain young woman went to Bali for a holiday and what a fine time she's having too. (*not*) Leave it at that shall we? Obviously the inverse doesn't apply if the two nations are co-operating with each other in Solomons Tonga, Timor.. And two seperate countries they will remain. A majority of people in either nation weren't too keen on the idea in 1901 and aren't now. So if that lass with the sheep up her arse could try and realise that things would be good.

Underneath the squabbling Australia and New Zealand really do love each other.

84. (Australia) (40↑, 72↓)
A Complete [shithole], full of redneck-jock-ignoramus-shithead-morons who have no desire for even the most basic levels of intellegence. I know, i live here. URGH\!\!\!

Me: Kevin Rudd And Brendan nelson Are both conservative shitheads who whitewash us with capitalist lies. Average Australian: Politics Are for faggets, and Oz Is Da Best. Oi Oi Oi. I hate people who are different from me and my white-middle class existance. Me: Go die you ignorant Homophobe-Racist-sexist-nationalist mega-xenophobe douche

Author: No More capitalist whitewashing http://australia.urbanup.com/3187140
85. (Australia) (27↑, 63↓)
Known on the show "Starter Wife" they call Australia the vagina. If you don't believe me, watch the show.

Guy: Wanna get down an' dirty? Girl: Excuse me, my Australia is closed for the season.

Author: Screamo_Poptart http://australia.urbanup.com/2554183
86. (Australia) (20↑, 56↓)
See [[America]] junior. Aussie aussie aussie. What can I say? Countries like the UK, USA, Canada and all of Western Europe kick your sorry (a)sses.

[[Australia]] is basically a carbon copy of Amerikkka.

87. (Australia) (31↑, 68↓)
Pronounced "Or-stray-ya", it's basically a country next to zealand that's full with lebs.

to learn more about australia (Or-Stray-ya), see Cronulla Riot.

88. (australia) (164↑, 217↓)
Best fucking country in the world.. all you other fuckers better not diss it, and as for the ones that live in this country (immigrants etc), if you like to tease aussies and diss the country you live in (Oz), well how about you fags FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SHITTY RUN DOWN POOR COUNTRY. Go AUSTRALIA\!\!\!

Leb: Fucking Aussie cunt Aussie: fuck you, you greasy bastard Leb: I'll call my cousins Aussie: Go back to the fucking hole you crawled out of (Lebannon) *** Ozzie smashes the shit out of the leb and the leb cries*** Aussie: Australia, the only bad thing is grease.

Author: woohadwvfwevfke http://australia.urbanup.com/1516966
89. (Australia) (30↑, 96↓)
Australia a country that doesn't except another race or religion. Keeping it "White Austalia", excluding the Aboriginals.

Cronulla Riots....enough said "If you hate it, leave Australia"

90. (australia) (40↑, 130↓)
great place but has shit arse weather

tred- fuk im gonna have 2 sell more stok bloody australian weather dod- yer its either drought, windy, freezing or boilin hot

91. (australia) (80↑, 172↓)
good place with bad people. they think they are the best at everything, very dumb and very proud. they think they are the best at sport: soccer(they fluked into the world cup), basketball(they import rejected players from america), afl(the most ripped off sport EVER), rugby league(no one care bout league), rugby union(they only won once, NZL can rape them), swimming(no one cares bout swimming cuz we realize we are land animals), and finally(drums) cricket\!(there good but most of the world only know it as a insect and only india likes it) they say that they hate USA but they copy everything off them(including their style), they try to be "kool" and say "yo yo yo yipi yo bro" or "fully sick bro". they love eminem and his style(which only white people think is gangsta). they copy americas songs and always have the same chart psoitions. they also copy american shows like, australias got talent, australian idol, australias funniest home vids, and about another "every show is ripped off from usa" the only one they made is that crap dancing wit the stars. they all have IQs of -3 to -1 and all the smart people are asians living in aus. they are dumb cuz their grandpas and grandpas are all convicts(prisoners). they try to make fun of america's dumbness and only make fun of the absolute dumbest people in usa. they try to hide their retardedness but they all know it deep inside their small brains. they are the most racist people in the world. always make fun of lebs and asians after they get bashed by them. especially in the bars where anyone who is white and have low IQs get gang bashed like 30 people on 1 person. they are so proud of themselves. finding a drunk at 9pm is like finding a person at 9pm. they think aus is the best country in the world cuz they only compare themselves to countries like nigeria, iraq and other poor countries. australia loves to brag about their success with other low, weak and poor countries, they never say anything about a loss except when they lose against the best. other than that they always find excuses(cough...hewit, socceroos). this is a great land(white skies, green lands and blue seas) filled wit bad people. they are always up themselves and avoid or find excuses for anything that is better than them. now asian respecter kevin rudd is on and he will help china conquer australia

Drunk Australian: "ozzy, ozzy, ozzy, oi, oi, oi\!\!\!" Person: "???" Drunk Australian: "ooooooooiii\!\! shad ap u azn\!\!hhahah\!ahaha\!" 2 minutes later Australian ends up in ambulance.

92. (australia) (53↑, 185↓)
A country/island that wishes Hummers were sold here. They would have a good use over here, we have the terrain that they could drive on, unlike the US, they use it for city driving, but in a way thats fun because if you have roadrage, its good to be in such a tough vehicle.

Australia needs more hummers

93. (australia) (87↑, 243↓)
Australia used to be New Zealand's western island. But the brits needed a place to stash convicts. Being generous, New Zealand gave them the island. 50 years pass, and the convicts breed and learn simple table manners. The other half of the country is made up of abused aboriginals, whose only joy in life is to buy a litre of petrol and sniff it around the corner of the petrol station. The country is mostly desert, with a couple of hick farms spread around. The animals have pouches (what the fuck is the point in a pouch anyway?).

Abo \#1: Let's buy some petrol MOOOIIITTE\!\! Abo \#2: No money, let's just siphon it. Abo \#1: Gud idea mens, hu hu hu. \<They siphon petrol and proceed to sniff until they are high\> \<Riot police come and beat them to death\> Riot policeman: Haha, our australia you fuckers\!

94. (AUSTRALIA) (122↑, 286↓)
Australia is a nation that takes pride in beating other countries in sport, when in fact these other countries are 10 times smaller than them. Australians are also extremely racist. The native people, the Aboriginals, are considered stupid and permanetly drunk. Yet they are happy to have aboriginal people in thier sports teams, because of course they make an exception for that. Also it was the whities who first bought alcohol to australia, and gave to the aboriginies. Australia also suck up to larger and far more important to them, eg. USA. They think they are as important as the USA, and like to think that thier prime minister and George Bush make united decisions. Many people believe that New Zealand is part of Australia. BUt it is infact a whole sea away.

America: Come here, come on puppy, now sit, stay, attack iraq with us\! Australia: *puff* *puff* *nods head* America: Good boy\! Australia and New Zealand (they're neighbours) australia (yelling across tasman sea): we are so much fuckn better than you, in fact we are seex times better\! New Zealand: america's calling you, better go do what they say\! australia: sheet, really? *runs off*

95. (Australia) (74↑, 262↓)
Variant spelling for 'fly-ridden, hot shithole'

Oh hell, this is just like Australia\! Tourism in Australia is going from nowhere to nowhere with fuck all in between.

96. (Australia) (81↑, 277↓)
The ULTIMATE place to live, no arrogant wanks who walk around with so much bling bling they fuking break their neck. We are the best at cricket, tennis and rugby and america sucks ass compared to us.We don't have stupid sports like grid-iron full of pussies with a ridiculous amount of protection. We dont have incredibley rich and a huge amount of homeless in the same vicinity eg. New York... and we don't have friggin guns poking out of our pants. Australia is best...

Australia is best we dont have a population full of dooschbags who would elect george bush as president and arnie for governor (ie America) (except matt stone and trey parker who are gods)

97. (australia) (114↑, 393↓)
a country in the southern hemisphere thats built on the slaughter of the original inhabitants and prides itself on that fact. they worship a foreign monarch in england and use dollars as currency so a bit like canada, but 20 times more boring with twice as many assholes. the women are all skinny with big teeth and the blokes all have skin cancer. it has a thriving television industry with "neighbours" and "home and away" being two of their biggest exports enjoyed by many an old folk and prison inmate.they claim to be good drinkers, but basing your drinking standards by the english isn't a good yard stick. sportswise they have a good rugby team and a swimmer with big feet but they stink at football.and the worlds most famous "good aussie bloke" russel crowe is in fact a kiwi

in australia they hate immigrants.

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